rottenecards:

Here hold my dignity…. I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.

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rottenecards:

Here hold my dignity…. I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via b-but-why)

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via b-but-why)

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your fuckin horoscope

thefuuuucomics:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

(Source: chocolateshoes, via aller-en)

Rap

It’s funny when people see me they don’t expect that my favorite artist in music would be Eminem, they say ‘but why? He’s so angry’ and yea a lot of his songs are but he tells a story in everyone of them. It’s not all about drinking and sex. He uses words most people probably don’t even know what they mean. Yea some songs are fun and about girls, but songs like brain damage, toy soldier, and rock bottom he tells you his lives story in 4 min. He is not only one of the greatest rappers of all times but also one of the greatest artists of all times. No one can compare to him.
- A Fan